Watch out! #STD (Taken with Instagram)

Lou, pretending she’s anything but pure evil. #Lies #Cat #Evil (Taken with Instagram)

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New plant swag. #Succulent #InTheDirt #DirtyPlantsGoneBad (Taken with Instagram)

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Back to #school sale at #WalMart for notepads, pretty sure most #bibles don’t have “I less than three Jesus.” in them… But you would be super duper fly with that shit right there. #Jesus #Texas (Taken with Instagram)

I don’t know what these #bugs are, bright red bugs, look like #ants but hold on to each other, wife thinks they’re mating. My Banana Wax Peppers are apparently the No Tell Motel of the bug world. #StopFornicatingOnMyFood (Taken with Instagram)

Dirt McGirt! #Dirty (Taken with Instagram)

Some little red bug dudes hanging out on my Banana Wax Peppers, they don’t seem to be eating on them. I thought I didn’t get a pic of them earlier, and I could have got a much better pic. Maybe tomorrow! (Taken with Instagram)